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2009 30 Nov

Do you recall meeting that comical guy you met at the private club on your most recent cruise? What about that most excellent friend you had from the high school you transported from your sophomore year? What about that long lost crush; How’s life going for them? Everyone needs to find someone at sometime [...]

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2009 30 Nov

Visualize the following scenario: your vehicle unexpectedly fails to function. You don’t own a second automobile and you hold no knowledge of automotive repair yourself. You need your motor vehicle, not just to travel back and forth to go to work but in addition to function on a every day basis. What can you [...]

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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like 'Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
by Jack Handy



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